I just have a sneaking suspicion that those involved with this *cough* adaptation *cough* have bits of fur showing around the edges of their jawlines.
At the very least, when this is all said and done, and it has tanked worse than Josh Tranks Fantastic Four reboot, King will have enough source material for more Dark Tower books. This time around, after Roland and Eddie get King off his lazy *** to finish the story, they must travel to Hollywood to stop the forces of the Crimson King from butchering said story. I've already played out a beautiful scene in my mind, where our two beloved heroes storm the production offices to take out the low men in yellow coats.
One can dream.