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[fljoe0]

I was on a news site and saw this article about a man who crashed his car and was charged with DUI. The cops found a bag of urine in his car. That's weird enough but the really weird part is that the writer of the story feels it is necessary to describe to the reader what urine is. About halfway down the article you will find this:

Urine is the liquid and dissolved substances secreted by kidneys and stored in the bladder. Urine is discharged from the body via the urethra, typically into a toilet, commode or urinal.

WTH?

Off The Beat: DUI driver with 'fake urine' not showered with praise

 

[Spideyman]

I was on a news site and saw this article about a man who crashed his car and was charged with DUI. The cops found a bag of urine in his car. That's weird enough but the really weird part is that the writer of the story feels it is necessary to describe to the reader what urine is. About halfway down the article you will find this:

Urine is the liquid and dissolved substances secreted by kidneys and stored in the bladder. Urine is discharged from the body via the urethra, typically into a toilet, commode or urinal.

WTH?

Off The Beat: DUI driver with 'fake urine' not showered with praise

Maybe the writer gets paid by the number of words used?

 

[fljoe0]

Maybe the writer gets paid by the number of words used?

Maybe the writer put that in to see if anyone is reading the story.

 

[Spideyman]

Maybe the writer put that in to see if anyone is reading the story.

 

[GNTLGNT]

Maybe the writer put that in to see if anyone is reading the story.

...maybe to just bug the piss out of people...

 

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[Arkay Lynchpin]

 

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....Hi Char!....

 

[do1you9love?]

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That is awesome!!

 

[do1you9love?]

I was on a news site and saw this article about a man who crashed his car and was charged with DUI. The cops found a bag of urine in his car. That's weird enough but the really weird part is that the writer of the story feels it is necessary to describe to the reader what urine is. About halfway down the article you will find this:

Urine is the liquid and dissolved substances secreted by kidneys and stored in the bladder. Urine is discharged from the body via the urethra, typically into a toilet, commode or urinal.

WTH?

Off The Beat: DUI driver with 'fake urine' not showered with praise

I read the whole article. The suspect wasn't "showered with praise". Didn't get a "golden star". This writer was bored and trying to make a stupid story more entertaining, I think.

 

[do1you9love?]

...maybe to just bug the piss out of people...

Or possibly this!

 

[fljoe0]

I was on a news site and saw this article about a man who crashed his car and was charged with DUI. The cops found a bag of urine in his car. That's weird enough but the really weird part is that the writer of the story feels it is necessary to describe to the reader what urine is. About halfway down the article you will find this:

Urine is the liquid and dissolved substances secreted by kidneys and stored in the bladder. Urine is discharged from the body via the urethra, typically into a toilet, commode or urinal.

WTH?

Off The Beat: DUI driver with 'fake urine' not showered with praise

Will Greenlee must be having some fun. Here is today's offbeat column and we learn what a thong is.


A thong is a minimalist undergarment that leaves a majority of the buttocks exposed.
The 1999 debut album by Sisqo contains the hit single, “Thong Song.” The lyrics include the lines, “She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, Thighs like what, what, what, All night long, Let me see that thong.”


Off The Beat: Thong-wearing garbage artist jailed in Martin County?