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Spideyman

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Will Greenlee must be having some fun. Here is today's offbeat column and we learn what a thong is.


A thong is a minimalist undergarment that leaves a majority of the buttocks exposed.
The 1999 debut album by Sisqo contains the hit single, “Thong Song.” The lyrics include the lines, “She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, Thighs like what, what, what, All night long, Let me see that thong.”



Off The Beat: Thong-wearing garbage artist jailed in Martin County?
Read on, it appears this writer has a following:
Will Greenlee
Breaking News Reporter
https://twitter.com/OffTheBeatTweet

Will Greenlee is a breaking news reporter for Treasure Coast Newspapers. He has been working here since 1997, and is based in Stuart. He also writes an award-winning weird crime blog called Off the Beat with Will Greenlee.
 

fljoe0

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Read on, it appears this writer has a following:
Will Greenlee
Breaking News Reporter
Will Greenlee (@OffTheBeatTweet) | Twitter
Will Greenlee is a breaking news reporter for Treasure Coast Newspapers. He has been working here since 1997, and is based in Stuart. He also writes an award-winning weird crime blog called Off the Beat with Will Greenlee.


I've read some of his columns before but I don't remember them being that crazy (like defining urine :))