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I think I used to date this guy!I had a friend in collage whose favorite joke was...
A horse walks into a bar...
Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Then he would say "Ba-da-dum!" and make the drum beat motions.
Every. Single. Time.
He was a very nice guy though. Bless his heart!
I know there is a joke thread already, but this is for really terrible, corny and otherwise crappy jokes. Spoiler the punchline, please!
I'll get us started...
Ghandi walked barefoot his whole life which callused his feet quite well. He also ate little which made him very frail and this odd diet purportedly caused a terrible case of bad breath. You know what all that made him?
A super calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis
Seems like there was another thread started for bad jokes--if I can find it will combine the two.