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Maybe my funny bone is not being tickled today. I'm not getting it.A Jewish lawyer call his rabbi and says "My son has become a man and wants to become a Christian. I've brought him up in the traditional ways but yet he makes this decision".
The rabbi laughs and says "The very same thing happened to my son."
"What did you do?" said the lawyer.
"I spoke to "God" said the rabbi.
"And what did God say?" asked the lawyer.
"He laughed and said..."
Maybe cause a skeleton has no stomach .. or any other innards..so needs a mop when the beer hits the floor?Re:
A skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a mop!"
I heard Johnny Depp tell this in an Al Pacino voice (it was Al's favorite joke) and I still don't get it.