Really Bad Jokes.

[Moderator]

Hang on a second, lemme get my popcorn. With a thread like this, somebody's bound to run afoul of the Moderators.

Luckily, we have a delete button.

 

[Luke Nukem]

A guy goes to see his doctor.

"Doctor, I feel like I'm a cowboy."

"How long have you felt like this?"

"About a Yeeeeeaaaaaaaar!"

 

[GNTLGNT]

I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

How much coke does Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men....

 

[GNTLGNT]

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

....Christian Bale......

 

[Wayoftheredpanda]

For stuff like this to be called "Dad jokes" I find it funny that all of them came from my uncle.

Two Muffins are sitting in an oven, the first one goes "Gee, it sure is hot in here!" and the other goes "Woah, a talking muffin!".

 

[Klerekast]

Maybe this one gets a little bit lost in translation, but either way it's really bad.

It's green and it's sitting on a fence.

Spoiler

Paint.

 

[Nomik]

I love jokes about eyes:
The cornea the better

 

[Tery]

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[Spideyman]

 

[Nomik]

You have got to be kidding! I was two seconds away from posting this yesterday because Kevin had it!

 

[Neesy]

 

[osnafrank]

Imagine a Number between 2 and 16

Divide the sum by 3

multiply with 2

add 4

Close your Eyes

It's Dark isn't it ???

 

[Blake the Bard]

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can''t tuna fish!

 

[Blake the Bard]

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve mushrooms here".

The mushroom says " Why not? I'm a fungi".

 

[Blake the Bard]

What do you call fake spaghetti?


An impasta!

 

[Spideyman]

Imagine a Number between 2 and 16

Divide the sum by 3

multiply with 2

add 4

Close your Eyes

It's Dark isn't it ???

 

[Wayoftheredpanda]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
"Bannana......"

 

[Klerekast]

What do you call an unrelated elephant?

Irrelephant.