Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[blunthead]

you get to spend all of your money.

inserts a sucking.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to spend all of your money.
inserts a sucking.

you plead, please release me! Mr. Taxman! Oh Mr. Taxman! Let me go-o-o! Wait a minute! wait a minute! Mr. Taxman!
inserts the kind of president Richard M. Nixon always wanted to be.

 

[blunthead]

you get free Chinese food for life.

inserts an effect.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get free Chinese food for life.
inserts an effect.

you crane your head back & watch the stars at the Starlight Bowl in Balboa Park.
inserts rocks, the hot sun, & a twenty-pound maul.

 

[blunthead]

you get to got see Eliza, go to Mississippi.

inserts our friend.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to got see Eliza, go to Mississippi.
inserts our friend.

yeah, you bet...Flicka, a good horse.
inserts a collection of rebetika records.

 

[blunthead]

you get to dance.

inserts pleasure.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to dance.
inserts pleasure.

you read the label to see what the pleasure is going to cost you.
inserts someone prone to bursting dramatically into tears.

 

[Ebdim9th]

You get a diiiiiiivahhhh dahling....

Inserts subtle smart-assery....

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a diiiiiiivahhhh dahling....
Inserts subtle smart-assery....

you get stirred, not shaken.
inserts someone who sounds like one who believes the Goddess has singled them out to be the spokesperson for ultimate truth.

 

[blunthead]

you get Michael Moore.

inserts a leak.

 

[Neesy]

You get to call the plumber "toot sweet"
Inserts a celebration with cake

 

[blunthead]

you get a pie fight.

inserts a signal.

 

[Neesy]

You get someone using their turn signal (a rare thing around here!)
You get Peter Frampton singing in the background

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get someone using their turn signal (a rare thing around here!)
You get Peter Frampton singing in the background

you schedule an appointment w/the good doctor for a hearing exam.
inserts a person who has had sustained respiration for years & is therefore eligible.

 

[blunthead]

you get life without parole.

inserts the hell.

 

[Neesy]

You get "What the Aich EE double hockey sticks do you mean?

Inserts a brand new car (from Oprah of course)

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get "What the Aich EE double hockey sticks do you mean?
inserts a brand new car (from Oprah of course)

you get the insurance quote and decide to sell the car.
inserts a bog-trodding Irishman.

 

[Neesy]

You get doowopgirl's man bringing her a birthday gift from the bogs (rare Irish orchids)
Inserts a manager, bogged down with the rat race and trying to win the competition

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get doowopgirl's man bringing her a birthday gift from the bogs (rare Irish orchids)
Inserts a manager, bogged down with the rat race and trying to win the competition

you get a man with a fly-swatter & a bottle of Windex in his hip pocket.
inserts someone who knows when to mix the cocktail.