Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Neesy]

You get a cathode ray (I think?)
Inserts a short wave radio

 

[blunthead]

you get your friend who's a little person walk by with his boombox.

inserts tobacco.

 

[Neesy]

You get an expensive commodity to be rolled up and burnt

Inserts burnt umber

 

[blunthead]

you get what's left when you burn one end of a 2x4.

inserts a chilling effect.

 

[Neesy]

You get what happens to the Jello in the fridge
Inserts a bright green wiggly mold in the shape of a fish

 

[blunthead]

you get what happens if you don't clean your aquarium.

inserts the discus.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get what happens if you don't clean your aquarium.
inserts the discus.

you get an abbreviated talk that still manages to go round 'n' round.
inserts not one but two doggies in a window.

 

[blunthead]

you get two for the price of bone.

Inserts 1920s teleportation.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get two for the price of bone.
Inserts 1920s teleportation.

you get to crank the engine & climb aboard.
inserts a team of specialists.

 

[Ebdim9th]

You get a group of people with no cross-discipline...

Inserts tunnel vision....

 

[Kitten]

You get a telescope viewing an alien.
INSERTS a book with blank pages.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a telescope viewing an alien.
INSERTS a book with blank pages.

you get to fill in the pages with words one by one.
inserts the spokes-person for the Rock of Gibraltar.

 

[Neesy]

You get competition for the spokesman from Castle Rock

Inserts a bad moon arising

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get competition for the spokesman from Castle Rock
Inserts a bad moon arising

you get the jailer, charging the fire hoses, removing burnables.
inserts the spirit guides, Casper & Space Ghost.

 

[Neesy]

You get, yah! and lets not forget the Stay Puft Marshmallow man

Inserts melted cheese on corn tortilla chips for a snack

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get, yah! and lets not forget the Stay Puft Marshmallow man
Inserts melted cheese on corn tortilla chips for a snack

snack? sounds like Friday's meal before adding other ingredients.
inserts the Homogenists gathering in the committee room to pray to their god.

 

[Neesy]

You get the lovers of the full fat homogenized milk, all 3.5% of it, making smoothies, blenders buzzing
Inserts the Homo Sapiens, and Homo Erectus

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get the lovers of the full fat homogenized milk, all 3.5% of it, making smoothies, blenders buzzing
Inserts the Homo Sapiens, and Homo Erectus

you get Gigantipithecus, Cro Magnon, Piltdown Man, & Neanderthal coming into the party, someone, probably Lucy, puts on a record, and they all begin to Twist.
inserts evidence of a profound spiritual longing in disguise.

 

[blunthead]

you get Freddie Mercury.

inserts Cosmo Kramer.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get Freddie Mercury.
inserts Cosmo Kramer.

you get to be thankful you're not standing in front of the door when it opens.
inserts the undergarments of the wives of the copper mining bosses from the Red Jacket section.