Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Neesy]

Yes and when to mix up the cockatiel too!
Inserts the worlds largest fly swatter for the world's largest mosquito

 

[blunthead]

you get the world's largest welt...

inserts Season One.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get the world's largest welt...
inserts Season One.

you get the faithful glued to the set.
inserts a blueberry cheesecake swirl custard cone from the Depot.

 

[blunthead]

you get to wake up and go weigh yourself.

inserts competition.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to wake up and go weigh yourself.
inserts competition.

you pause outside the doors along the street until you can hear the music ring for you & you step inside.
inserts a tune that speaks to you.

 

[blunthead]

you get "Old MacDonald had a farm...".

inserts a gallon.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get "Old MacDonald had a farm...".
inserts a gallon.

you shake the nozzle until the last drop drips clunk it back onto the pump & screw on the cap flip the lid & peel rubber, be loud, be somebody.
inserts peanut butter cookies, a baggie full of them, each one pressed flat with a spatula & cooked in a preheated oven.

 

[blunthead]

you get a giant stalker.

inserts something suspicious.

 

[Ebdim9th]

You get an android private-eye...

Inserts altered programming...

 

[blunthead]

you get young William Hurt.

inserts age defiance.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get young William Hurt.
inserts age defiance.

you get old houses leaning toward one another filled with memories.
inserts a cold beer in a frosty mug.

 

[blunthead]

you get a dream.

inserts polyunsaturated saccharides.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a dream.
inserts polyunsaturated saccharides.

you grab the can of Raid from under the sink & go full up frontal heppa heppa hurt.
inserts the sound of metal teeth being dragged repeatedly across the ground.

 

[blunthead]

you get to miss fingernails on a blackboard.

inserts escrow.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get to miss fingernails on a blackboard.
inserts escrow.

you get the heebie-jeebies, all those slimy little nuggets.
inserts the cover of darkness.

 

[blunthead]

you get a personal cloaking device.

inserts a lady.

 

[Neesy]

You get what I really am at heart
Inserts just an old fashioned love song, playing on the radio

 

[blunthead]

you get to adopt three old, washed up dogs.

inserts a no-kill shelter.

 

[Neesy]

You get lots of people donating money
Inserts frustration with picture quality

 

[blunthead]

you get a bad porn site.

inserts a tube.