Word Game - The Vending Machine Of Mystery!

[Neesy]

Well I hope there are some in my size - I need a new bra or two

Inserts Forrest Gump saying "I'm going to Heaven, Lieutenant Dan"

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Well I hope there are some in my size - I need a new bra or two
Inserts Forrest Gump saying "I'm going to Heaven, Lieutenant Dan"

you get Lieutenant Dan doing his King Lear number up on the crow's nest.
inserts the faux poor.

 

[Neesy]

You get someone wearing faux fur
Inserts a grocery order, delivered right to your door

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get someone wearing faux fur
Inserts a grocery order, delivered right to your door

You get Paul walking through the snow w/a box full of groceries, his car idling by the snow bank.
inserts a one inch insulated glass unit.

 

[Neesy]

You get a question - Is that in a double hung or a casement window?

Inserts shock at the current on-line prices for staples like milk, butter and other sundry items

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a question - Is that in a double hung or a casement window?
Inserts shock at the current on-line prices for staples like milk, butter and other sundry items

but you look on the bright side and realize there's never been an unemployed cow...never.
inserts the little old lady from Pasadena.

 

[Neesy]

You get Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny, Go

Inserts a dryer load of clothes waiting to get hung up

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny, Go
Inserts a dryer load of clothes waiting to get hung up

you get to crack your tee-shirts like a whip before stabbing them in the neck with a hangar.
inserts w/o delay an opinion on Miley's new outfit & 'like' every opinion present that pleases you.

 

[Neesy]

You get a young girl who sticks out her tongue way too much
Inserts a bottle of Febreze for your soft fabrics

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a young girl who sticks out her tongue way too much
Inserts a bottle of Febreze for your soft fabrics

you get to sniff your socks as you pull them from the wash.
inserts a bowl of Grape Nuts cereal but no milk.

 

[Kitten]

Gets a nutty squirrel
Inserts a nest

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Gets a nutty squirrel
Inserts a nest

the robin almost takes off your head as she departs in a hurry as you walk past unknowing.
inserts a new deck up there on Tamarack Hill, new steps, railing and roof later on.

 

[Neesy]

You get a deck party complete with good food on the barbie and brewskis

Inserts a vodka gimlet for those special occasions when you need to celebrate

 

[Walter Oobleck]

You get a deck party complete with good food on the barbie and brewskis
Inserts a vodka gimlet for those special occasions when you need to celebrate

gracious! that's always!
inserts a spinning room, the floor of which has gone to sea, rough seas.

 

[Neesy]

You get my ex the reluctant sailor who preferred flying to being on a ship (the Restigouche) aka "Rusty Guts"
Inserts a stove timer telling you it's time to go get the laundry out again

 

[blunthead]

you get roasted undies.

inserts a text.

 

[Neesy]

You get a text from the Bible (the limited edition signed volume )
Inserts a Mom waiting up for her kid to get home

 

[blunthead]

you get a mom with a cop.

inserts humping.

 

[FlakeNoir]

 

[Walter Oobleck]

you get a mom with a cop.
inserts humping.

you get the love machine thrusting his hips at ATM machines, picnic tables, the back seat of a police cruiser.
inserts a court-appointed attorney who thought she has seen it all.