What can you do better than Stephen King?

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CoriSCapnSkip

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I can pick my nose way better than Stephen King can pick my nose. Even if he's had all of the practice and experience I have, I'd still do it better. Fingernail length and head position relative to the shoulder and elbow are the traits of a true professional!!!

Mal stole my answer. I also built a shrine to Ray Bradbury which Stephen King probably couldn't have built.