Okay, I Think I Just Drank Spider Legs
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Wow...everyone's super funny tonight or I need to chill out on the beers...
I had a spider right on my face last week. First I thought it was my hair. Blew at it, annoyed. It was one of those little legs ones, but big. It came from a tree.
Saw it finally. Derailed a normal work conversation.
Yip! I squeaked. Yip! Yip! Brushed it right onto my shirt. Brushed at it and stand up.
It went to shirt and then to legs. Still hanging in there.
I was saved by a co-worker. He plucked it off.
Yeah, I stay cool like that.
yea, I am cool
Saw it finally. Derailed a normal work conversation.
Yip! I squeaked. Yip! Yip! Brushed it right onto my shirt. Brushed at it and stand up.
It went to shirt and then to legs. Still hanging in there.
I was saved by a co-worker. He plucked it off.
Yeah, I stay cool like that.
yea, I am cool
Maybe I need to swallow a bird, like that one lady? In the song?
be careful, that's a slippery slope, next thing you know, you'll be eating a horse.
Finding no bird, I have taken what not_nadine and Doc Creed have suggested, and am drinking a rum and Coke, heavy on the spider-annihilating rum.
Plus, I'd have to eat a cat, dog, goat (say sorry, DJ) and cow before I could even manage the horse. The rum seems to be working better.
...she's got a little Captain in her....which is better than a large Commander....well, maybe...
Now see, you have to follow the rules. Squirt lime up thee nose first. Shot o'rum.
Sip of coke.
Then you can have proper huge drink, and kill spider eggs that are infesting you right now.
Ben Hanscom knew
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...legendary tattooer as well...Actually, it was
Thee nose? Don't you mean thoust nose? Does the rum go in the nose too? And the coke?
Spider eggs invest in ????? Stocks, bonds and mutual funds?
Uh oh, Dana Jean, I feel the spider video coming this way.
You owe me a new tablet, just spewed all over the screen, lol
You'll need to contact Dana Jean. She is responsible for all losses after the viewing of this video.You owe me a new tablet, just spewed all over the screen, lol
