Perfumes

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Doc Creed

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My son, when he went through the puberty class at school and they got their little kit of crap, Old Spice deodorant was in there. He got the biggest cyst/pimple in his armpit from using it and I told him to lay on the floor and let me look at it. He was all squirmy, "don't touch it, it hurts!"

I assured him I would only feel around it to see how big it was. Well, I got ahold of that thing and squeezed the bejesus out of it and he let out this high pitched howler monkey scream -- but by God, I got that sucker. It was just gross.

Needless to say, we have not had a level of trust since then when it comes to personal body issues.
:rofl:
 

Neesy

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....I wear Black Suede from Avon or the rip off low rent versions of Acqua Di Gio...then I crush up pain meds, rub em on myself and smell like a Muskrat....course all of this after I nail my ankle to the porch on a sunny October afternoon of contemplating my sodden aging chances of being a Mary Kay rep masquerading as a Ding Dong Dame....
See?

Avon is not so bad

Andy likes the smell of Black Suede too!

Thanks GNTLGNT ;):love_heart::lurve:
 

muskrat

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Though I'm all for folks using synthetic fragrances to refine their personal aroma, I find, when overdone, perfumes and colognes can kinda make me nauseous. Ugh, yeah...like that over-abundance of chemically enhanced floral fog hanging over groups of inebriated bar-dwelling females, or those tragically hip old men who arrive every day at work smelling like they've been flea-dipped in a vat of tropical insecticide, or those good old boys who spray on a whole can of Axe Chocolate Moose or whatever in a vain attempt to cover their week's worth of NOT bathing. Just, ugh and blech.

Me, if I smell like anything, it'll be a splash of Gillette after shave. Just the hint of, blending with my own self-secreted 'musky' pheromones, which draws the opposite sex like moths to a bug zapper...with the same crackling, French-fried results...
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Though I'm all for folks using synthetic fragrances to refine their personal aroma, I find, when overdone, perfumes and colognes can kinda make me nauseous. Ugh, yeah...like that over-abundance of chemically enhanced floral fog hanging over groups of inebriated bar-dwelling females, or those tragically hip old men who arrive every day at work smelling like they've been flea-dipped in a vat of tropical insecticide, or those good old boys who spray on a whole can of Axe Chocolate Moose or whatever in a vain attempt to cover their week's worth of NOT bathing. Just, ugh and blech.

Me, if I smell like anything, it'll be a splash of Gillette after shave. Just the hint of, blending with my own self-secreted 'musky' pheromones, which draws the opposite sex like moths to a bug zapper...with the same crackling, French-fried results...
We are so used to using deodorants/antiperspirants I think people forget what honest to goodness sweat/body chemistry smells like

However as far as the bathing part goes - I am all for THAT!

hmmmm - pheromones anyone?
 

muskrat

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We are so used to using deodorants/antiperspirants I think people forget what honest to goodness sweat/body chemistry smells like

However as far as the bathing part goes - I am all for THAT!

hmmmm - pheromones anyone?

Nah, Neeser, best line I wrote in that last mess was flea dipped in a vat of tropical insecticide.

Rather fond of that one.