oh. my. double. god.Kinda like that candy cigarette from the Halloween thread?
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oh. my. double. god.Kinda like that candy cigarette from the Halloween thread?
oh. my. double. god.
Remember the Stetson Commercial?
This one:
....butt you DID recreate the scene from Brokeback Mountain....
That includes you GNT....Yes, see? It's dangerous. Keep it off your lady parts, everyone who has lady parts!
My son, when he went through the puberty class at school and they got their little kit of crap, Old Spice deodorant was in there. He got the biggest cyst/pimple in his armpit from using it and I told him to lay on the floor and let me look at it. He was all squirmy, "don't touch it, it hurts!"
I assured him I would only feel around it to see how big it was. Well, I got ahold of that thing and squeezed the bejesus out of it and he let out this high pitched howler monkey scream -- but by God, I got that sucker. It was just gross.
Needless to say, we have not had a level of trust since then when it comes to personal body issues.
I know? right?
...says he who wears Under Armour underoos....That includes you GNT....
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Nononononono. Not true. You and Doc Creed started it not trusting that I could drive the bus to...to somewhere. Oh yeah to get the fraudulent Stephen King. He might have to go by Stevin Keengp. The p is silent, like in swimming pool.danie started it! yeah, HER I was just forced to think about slobber perfume.
Was it this guy?Ok then, nopes.. muskrat started this whole partridge family trip. He's in the back there. Smiling. Who's that in front of him? p is silent. This makes me think.
Oh my god.Was it this guy?
See?....I wear Black Suede from Avon or the rip off low rent versions of Acqua Di Gio...then I crush up pain meds, rub em on myself and smell like a Muskrat....course all of this after I nail my ankle to the porch on a sunny October afternoon of contemplating my sodden aging chances of being a Mary Kay rep masquerading as a Ding Dong Dame....
We are so used to using deodorants/antiperspirants I think people forget what honest to goodness sweat/body chemistry smells likeThough I'm all for folks using synthetic fragrances to refine their personal aroma, I find, when overdone, perfumes and colognes can kinda make me nauseous. Ugh, yeah...like that over-abundance of chemically enhanced floral fog hanging over groups of inebriated bar-dwelling females, or those tragically hip old men who arrive every day at work smelling like they've been flea-dipped in a vat of tropical insecticide, or those good old boys who spray on a whole can of Axe Chocolate Moose or whatever in a vain attempt to cover their week's worth of NOT bathing. Just, ugh and blech.
Me, if I smell like anything, it'll be a splash of Gillette after shave. Just the hint of, blending with my own self-secreted 'musky' pheromones, which draws the opposite sex like moths to a bug zapper...with the same crackling, French-fried results...
We are so used to using deodorants/antiperspirants I think people forget what honest to goodness sweat/body chemistry smells like
However as far as the bathing part goes - I am all for THAT!
hmmmm - pheromones anyone?
Was just getting ready to highlight that phrase in a reply, to ask if I may use that in conversation. Still laughing.Nah, Neeser, best line I wrote in that last mess was flea dipped in a vat of tropical insecticide.
Rather fond of that one.