I'm Glad I Shaved My Beard Off This Spring
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Smooth as a baby's bottom now, my friend. A clean bottom that is.......
I'm thinking about all the times I picked food out of me whiskers for a little midnight snack.....
I think DJ just called your bottom disgusting, OoO!
Why? You eating pickles?
Went right over my clean shaven head. Still in shock from Spidey saying a$$ over in that other thread I guess.
This must be where the expression sh*t-faced comes from. 
This must be where the expression sh*t-faced comes from.
Could be. I found a bottle cap in my beard last year while shaving it off. Still don't know where it came from. I haven't opened my beers with my beard in years.
I did not look... am not going to look.....
This happens if you have a beard or not if you aren't a hand washer. It's 95% of keeping the world clean and disease free. I wash my luxurious beard daily. I also condition it and treat it with balms and such. It's ambrosially soft, clean and aromatic. I am growing mine out thicker and longer. Yay beards!
Besides ladies, you should love men with beards. It takes patience to grow a beard. The kind of patience it takes to deal with your crap.
Besides ladies, you should love men with beards. It takes patience to grow a beard. The kind of patience it takes to deal with your crap.
I am married to a man with facial hair, so, I'm allowed to say this...
As a personal preference, I'd rather feel skin when I'm kissing someone on the mouth... just sayin'......
As a personal preference, I'd rather feel skin when I'm kissing someone on the mouth... just sayin'......
EWWWWW.
I will never kiss a bearded man again. Ever.
I will never kiss a bearded man again. Ever.
I keep hovering over it to click the link, but, am resisting.. your comments are making me glad I haven't looked....
Love a man with a (clean) beard... I make my husband have one!
A New Mexico TV station paid "a handful" (read: 5) of bearded men to come to their station and have their beards swabbed. "Some" of the men (read: less than half) had dirty beards. Hardly a representative sample (let alone a "study" as claimed by some "news" organizations), and of no scientific or statistical significance.
No, your beard isn't full of poop (probably) - The Washington Post