GNTLGNT nailed it.
We adjust for the same reason women pull at bra straps. Things get out of place. You don't like us adjusting, stop pulling at the strap before you complain.
Any mood can be dealt with by sex.
Going fast is fun. We want to have fun before we die. If we've already had some fun, we want more fun. We want fun because it's more fun than not having fun.
We belch because it sounds funny and feels good. There's no downside.
We're never too old to be immature.
We adjust for the same reason women pull at bra straps. Things get out of place. You don't like us adjusting, stop pulling at the strap before you complain.
Any mood can be dealt with by sex.
Going fast is fun. We want to have fun before we die. If we've already had some fun, we want more fun. We want fun because it's more fun than not having fun.
We belch because it sounds funny and feels good. There's no downside.
We're never too old to be immature.