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Sorry. When I responded, I wasn't even paying attention to which thread I was posting.Hey, danie and Mr. Cranky I moved your posts to the Politics area. Please, this topic is a HOT topic. Please continue your conversation in the U.S. Politics thread. Thanks
When you finally realize how little you mean to someone.
It's my day off and I'm trying to get some sleep but a bunch of stupid parrots outside my window say otherwise. What the heck are birds so excited about at 6 a.m. anyway?
I love the look on her mom's face when she realizes what the kid is doing!
I just realized I left a popped bag of microwave popcorn in the microwave instead of bringing it to work. 
...getting the chance to annoy the sh*t out of you.....It's my day off and I'm trying to get some sleep but a bunch of stupid parrots outside my window say otherwise. What the heck are birds so excited about at 6 a.m. anyway?
It's my day off and I'm trying to get some sleep but a bunch of stupid parrots outside my window say otherwise. What the heck are birds so excited about at 6 a.m. anyway?
Apparently, they want to get an early start on a little action....
https://www.wired.com/2014/03/birds-sing-morning/
Apparently, they want to get an early start on a little action....
https://www.wired.com/2014/03/birds-sing-morning/
Uh-huh, yeah. Cause when I'm on a booty-call that's what I do. Show up behind her house at 6 a.m. warbling until the police show up.
Well, if she was a bird, it would work like a charm!
________ was an idiot and an a**hole. If he already had a girlfriend, then he shouldn't have been flirting with me. I deserve better. So does she.
Soaking more blocks for easy overtime. Only one here, not a single idiot to deal with. Oh, the peace and quiet.
Might take off the pants and dance around. Nobody would know.
Might take off the pants and dance around. Nobody would know.
I tell yez all about the mouse I found floating in the old solution last night? Bloated, blue, gelatinous...almost see thru. Like a very lifelike Jell-O mold mouse. Mouse has since shriveled and dried, a tiny, midnight blue walking dead mouse dried to a block of pine. I need to get a photo of him.
Time, Johnny? Four twenty two. Gonna try to last till seven, that'll get me a fat check.
There's this roller press we flatten our trusses with, fourteen foot across, able to crush about anything. There's a safety catch, of course, but it easily comes off.
Mind reeling with story possibilities...preserved blue corpses and roller press massacre...hmm.
Time, Johnny? Four twenty two. Gonna try to last till seven, that'll get me a fat check.
There's this roller press we flatten our trusses with, fourteen foot across, able to crush about anything. There's a safety catch, of course, but it easily comes off.
Mind reeling with story possibilities...preserved blue corpses and roller press massacre...hmm.
Just to be clear, I liked your comment because it was funny. I do not condone this take-off-your-pants-and-dance thing. Tsk tsk...
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