Sure beats Jenny will *HONK* for five bucks, 867-5309
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Sure beats Jenny will *HONK* for five bucks, 867-5309
Baking oatmeal raisin cookies, watching the White Sox game and having a couple beers. Is that weird?
Thanks!
Thanks! I forgot how much fun it is here.
Ships in a bottle. Who awakened one morning and decided, ayup, today I'm going to put a ship in a bottle...course, might take me a tad longer than a day. Is your bottle collection complete without a ship in a bottle? Variation on the note? What kind of tools are involved? Glue? Anyone play that Operation game? Take out wrenched ankle. BUZZZZ! Guy's nose lights up...lawsuit, major lawsuit coming your way, Thumbs. Little bottles bouncing up and down against the quay wall, clinking glass. And mermaids! How do they poop? Barrel-roll? Or maybe that's them taking care of business, sitting on the rocks, little hand wave. Little privacy here! The smile means they're going to bite you, they ever catch you doing the dog-paddle. And why aren't there any mermaid mans? Or are those uncouth little buggers crapping all over themselves, reason why you never see them pooping in the tide pool?
And what was in your morning coffee???
High test. 'Bout two three weeks ago, Louie's was running a sale, coffee...among other things. So. I Stock Up. Wife looks at my purchases when I get back. Their sale items are in the same can as the high test, can't remember what I paid, lots. Said...well, I been getting some better coffee to mix with the low test. I'd have to get up off the stool and open the cabinet door to tell you the actual name. On another note, I get home from work, right, grab the mail, tote in a few things from the truck, look at the mail. Hmmm. Return address has our stamp on it. I'd put two payments in the wrong envelope. Heh! Cabela's Visa and an UPPCO payment...so, I knife them open, swap envelopes, seal the edge up with tape, put a new stamp on them, and jump in the truck go over to the P.O. I ask the man these going to be alright? Long and short, no. Head back home, make it right, go back, mail em. Put a little piece of tape on one stamp...I'd peeled the new stamps off the old envelope and one wasn't sticking good. Mundane banalities. Hard to be angry when you read about a jacked-up cat.
Thanks! When the video started I realized I' had seen something like it before but forgot. Now...how does one get a mermaid in a bottle? Tell her she can't go?
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I like this color better than Christine..
I like this color better than Christine..
Shhh!! She might hear you!!!
Uh-o.... I hear the engine of a Fury.... 
Sundrop! I got my new Hello KItty blanket yesterday. She is holding a blue daisy in her paws! It is called 'Daisy Diva" !! Very cute!!
Daisy Diva......I like that!!!!
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Overheard the kids talking about the first songs to which they remember knowing all the words. There were variations, but all four agreed on Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden) and Three Little Birds (Bob Marley). Not too bad
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