Random Thoughts

[not_nadine]

I'm calling in Derf tomorrow.

 

[Neesy]

I'm calling in Derf tomorrow.

I can't - did that last Wednesday and got docked a day's pay for not calling in sick within the 1 1/2 or 2 hour window (I slept in late).

 

[muskrat]

and a day during which the All-Seeing-Eye nods off. There would be that time when it opens its eye again...so...ummm, maybe not.

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.

I wonder if there have been any anomalies? You know, with the System? We've got 11 members posting, 118 guests a-lurking, 13 robots (who do they do?) Many websites track traffic, numbers, visits. Say if there is a perceived mistake in a story there are many who set out to point that mistake out, hold someone accountable. Say if so-and-so makes a public statement, same sorta things happens. So I wonder if there are any anomalies? A spike in visits or new members for no apparent reason. Somebody on Titan needs a spare part, and so it goes?

I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

5 Hot Topics, 1 Sunday Survey, 14 Games a-hopping and 13 robots (what do they do again?)

All this business about predictions and polls...the news...not satisfied with providing the facts, you decide...now we get 24/7 predictions. Is that what the robots are doing? Predicting the future? Taking our pulse, diagnosing the problem, electing an outcome?

Have you tried turning it off then turning it back on again?

Derf Day it is! Onward & Upward!

We'll unplug Metroplis for the first Derf Day, say start around noon, or sooner. A lunar cruiser (rented) stands by to fly us yon moon--I bring some folks, you bring yer crew. One hour voyage--can't believe the advances they've made in methane exhaust--I'd be lost without it. Head for the Dark Side and cast pants aside--exchange them for synthoknit fibromesh moon unit pants and dance to Otis Redding. I'm planning to bring a chick, tell ya that--one that can dance fancy on the dark side Derf day moon. Coming soon.

 

[staropeace]

Robert Kuklinski had a buddy who drove a Mister Softee truck and made hits for the mafia from it.

I will remember that the next time I hear Dickey Dee come down our street.

 

[Dana Jean]

I wish I could see Misty Copeland dance on stage in person.

 

[Sundrop]

Daisies.......because it's Monday.....and random

 

[Out of Order]

Roundup kills roots and all.........

 

[Sundrop]

Roundup kills roots and all.........

....and sharp sticks draw blood..........

 

[Out of Order]

Roundup comes in ready to use and concentrate......

 

[Sundrop]

Roundup comes in ready to use and concentrate......

Sharp sticks are free.......

 

[Out of Order]

This weeder is great for removing weeds and stinky smelly unsightly invasive wildflowers.........

 

[Sundrop]

This weeder is great for removing weeds and stinky smelly unsightly invasive wildflowers.........

Oooh!!!! and it would be great for poking someone with!!!!

 

[Out of Order]

Oooh!!!! and it would be great for poking someone with!!!!

Crap! I didn't even think of that....

 

[Sundrop]

Crap! I didn't even think of that....

It looks nice and sharp, too!

 

[Sundrop]

I found a goat and a daisy.......how cute is that?

 

[Dana Jean]

I found a goat and a daisy.......how cute is that?

I would kiss that face, THAT's how cute that is.

 

[not_nadine]

He's eating that daisy. Daisy not happy about it.

 

[Sigmund]

I'm really, really, REALLY tired of some men *joking* about women wash dishes, vacuum, and are only good for making sandwiches.

Peace out!

 

[kellykid]

Haven't posted in a long time. Having fun reading threads.

 

[skimom2]

Random postie on a wall of my son's school:

Thanks, random poster. I needed that.