1. If you could have the free, unlimited services for a 5 years of either a chef, a maid, a masseuse, a chauffeur or a personal assistant, which would you choose? All are very good at what they do.
I'd prefer a combination of all the above, plus skills in combat medicine. A knowledge of firearms. Like Alfred, but female. And what the heck, lets make her Asian--why not? It's my daydream.
2. You are raising funds for your favorite cause when a rich donor says that s/he will make a $10,000 contribution of you will perform at the upcoming fund-raiser (audience of about 1,000). Would you do it? What would you perform?
Provided the cause be my own financial welfare, I guess I could sing a bit of Lydia, the Tatooed Lady. Folks seem to dig that one.
3. You are a government official and you have proof that the President is up to his/her neck in illegal activities. If you exposed this, your career would be destroyed and you'd be fired and humiliated. Knowing that you will be vindicated 5 years later, would you do it? What if you were never vindicated?
Ye gods, who wrote this question? John Dean? I suppose I would expose the Secret Empire, become disenchanted with society, change my alternate identity to Nomad, and just walk the earth...like Cain in Kung Fu.