The Ka-tet Cantina 2

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muskrat

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Midnight beer drinkin crazy Muskie...beware. Be afraid. Be very...uhhhhhh...afraid. Afraid? More like Annoyed. Where's the goaldurned pretzels? Playing Abba on the jukebox and daring anyone to say anything about it! I can lick my weight in wild caterpillars.

Jumps up on bar and snaps to a pelvic-whirling Elvis beat, bleats out drunken rendition of One Night With You...is wha-aat ahm prayin fo...

Bartender: get em the hell out of here!

Bouncer: awright, you heard the lady, Mack, let's go...

Goes into his judo-Elvis defense mode, quickly gets arse kicked.
 

Spideyman

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(((all in need or not)))
 

Blake

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happiness comes from eating well and not hurting anyone. Also, not drinking too much. As the Man said, " Mark, do you smoke? And how much a day?"
"A pack."
"Did you know that smoker's get less flu and colds than non-smokers because the stuff kills the germs. But, when you get a cold, you'll get a really bad one, like pneumonia."
 

Neesy

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May 24, 2012
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happiness comes from eating well and not hurting anyone. Also, not drinking too much. As the Man said, " Mark, do you smoke? And how much a day?"
"A pack."
"Did you know that smoker's get less flu and colds than non-smokers because the stuff kills the germs. But, when you get a cold, you'll get a really bad one, like pneumonia."
Or lung cancer...
or throat cancer...

:a24: oops - sorry - maybe just try to cut back a bit - say start at half a pack and then whittle it down from there.

Sorry - hubby lost half his tongue to squamous cell carcinoma and he was a heavy drinker/heavy smoker for 35 odd years. Luckily he is still here to tell the tale :a28:
...when you're stomach's up to it...get some fluids in you and alternate Tylenol and Motrin for fever and body aches...

healing vibes.

Thanks - I am up now and even though I woke at 4 a.m. and had to take a whole bunch of Tums (GERD) I am feeling well enough to go to work!
 

Neesy

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May 24, 2012
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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Midnight beer drinkin crazy Muskie...beware. Be afraid. Be very...uhhhhhh...afraid. Afraid? More like Annoyed. Where's the goaldurned pretzels? Playing Abba on the jukebox and daring anyone to say anything about it! I can lick my weight in wild caterpillars.

Jumps up on bar and snaps to a pelvic-whirling Elvis beat, bleats out drunken rendition of One Night With You...is wha-aat ahm prayin fo...

Bartender: get em the hell out of here!

Bouncer: awright, you heard the lady, Mack, let's go...

Goes into his judo-Elvis defense mode, quickly gets arse kicked.
How's the arse today?

:D:m_brick::m_sore::m_combo:
 

Out of Order

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A while back, Dana Jean inspired me with an idea about foraging.....
So, I bought myself a small shovel to keep with me in the car in case I happen to be out driving around and see some cool plants or small trees that need to be rescued from the roadside or an abandoned building......
I'm planning an exploratory trip this afternoon when I pick my daughter up after school......she's gonna love it!

Breaking News:

Woman Arrested For 'Foraging' Plants at Local Nursery

A North Carolinian woman was taken into custody today after up-rooting and taking numerous plants from Brains's Nursery and Garden Center on Rte. 19 outside of Boone. Police officer CAT Spideyman was quoted as saying..."I've never seen anything like it. She had a new shovel and was dressed for a Grateful Dead concert. Her hair was very pretty however and her daughter's (who is not considered an accomplice but an unfortunate victim of circumstance) makeup was on fleek." The perp was released after officials poked her with a stick. There is a mystery to all of this as several bunches of daisies were seen growing where none had been before. When asked about it the owner of the nursery known simply as Brains could only utter one word......"VOODOO."
 

Becks19

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From the good ol Midwest
A while back, Dana Jean inspired me with an idea about foraging.....
So, I bought myself a small shovel to keep with me in the car in case I happen to be out driving around and see some cool plants or small trees that need to be rescued from the roadside or an abandoned building......
I'm planning an exploratory trip this afternoon when I pick my daughter up after school......she's gonna love it!
That reminds me of my Mother. My Grandmother's house was near a flower shop. There was a huge field between my Grandmother's house and the flower shop that was used to dump the plants that weren't up to par. My Mother was constantly scouring that pile for plants that she could save. ( she has a green thumb, we had plenty of plants)
 

Sundrop

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Breaking News:

Woman Arrested For 'Foraging' Plants at Local Nursery

A North Carolinian woman was taken into custody today after up-rooting and taking numerous plants from Brains's Nursery and Garden Center on Rte. 19 outside of Boone. Police officer CAT Spideyman was quoted as saying..."I've never seen anything like it. She had a new shovel and was dressed for a Grateful Dead concert. Her hair was very pretty however and her daughter's (who is not considered an accomplice but an unfortunate victim of circumstance) makeup was on fleek." The perp was released after officials poked her with a stick. There is a mystery to all of this as several bunches of daisies were seen growing where none had been before. When asked about it the owner of the nursery known simply as Brains could only utter one word......"VOODOO."
Now, that's funny right there! 10 out of 10!!! :biggrin-new: :applause:
 
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