Dahmit. I wrote that post out sooooo carefully and I still fricked it up.
You're fun!
Peace.
Things Men Can Say To A Woman Guaranteed To Start WWIII.
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Dahmit. I wrote that post out sooooo carefully and I still fricked it up.
You're fun!
Peace.
...your Mom is the Princess of Darkness...
My neighbour was working on his car the other day and I went for a chat. He asked if I knew anything about car engines and I said I knew a bit. I also said I could ask my wife. He asked if she knew about engines. I said no, but she can tell you what you're doing wrong.
On Facebook, one apparently unhappy lady friend wrote, Listen, girls, if you're not his husband, don't play that role.
I replied, I dunno. I have lots of women in my life who are willing to tell me what to do.
Grandma thought it was pretty funny, but the lady I responded to... not so much.
I replied, I dunno. I have lots of women in my life who are willing to tell me what to do.
Grandma thought it was pretty funny, but the lady I responded to... not so much.
Apparently, "Will you please stop talking during the movie?" doesn't win you any awards either....
It got me the dangerously silent treatment for the rest of the day last time...
It got me the dangerously silent treatment for the rest of the day last time...
Answering "yes" to "Does this make my a** look fat?"
or
"Am I being a b*tch?"
or
"Am I being a b*tch?"
Tonight my hunny bunches, tonight I want to do something I've never done before, something wild and craaaazy, oh yes oh yes me hunk o' hunk o' burnin' love, tonight when we make love I'ma gonna think of YOU, you know, for a change.Hmmm, now I dunno 'bout y'all, butt I'm thinkin' that wee gem's pretty much a damn sure bet to be in da bag...or um, will be.
(SNORT! I still kill myself SNORT!)
Hmmm, now I dunno 'bout y'all, butt I'm thinkin' that wee gem's pretty much a damn sure bet to be in da bag...or um, will be.
(SNORT! I still kill myself SNORT!)
Don't sweat it dawg . . .you're still kinda gettin' her off!
. . .she coulda kept that carp-crap to herself, though. What cha do to piss her off earlier . . .and didn't know that you did? Hmmm?
Love ya much PatHat and miss ya . . .
I think I may be backwards in my replies here . . .
"Did you forget to take your PMS pills?"
Wanting to tackle me when a good play is made in football.... I'M NOT A GUY!!!!
Hey hey and just what makes ya think I have first hand knowledge
...and just maybe a month earlier she stabbed me in the back with a broke screwdriver, and 'bout time my insane baby cake figured it was all jake, maybe I figured it was time for me to sleep on the couch, um, maybe....oh, could be I maybe deserved a smack in the kisser, but stabbed with a screwdriver mighta been a tad strong, you know, maybe
Whose me Sugar Biscuit
You know, the testosterone levels are running high. Deep within his ... ummm.... heart, yes, that's it, deep within his heart, it's foreplay.
Hey hey and just what makes ya think I have first hand knowledge
Whose me Sugar Biscuit
I'm your Sugar Biscuit . . .dammit~
Um, you don't perchance happen to keep an assortment of sharp and rather jagged busted up hand tools layin' about, do ya?
Um, you don't perchance happen to keep an assortment of sharp and rather jagged busted up hand tools layin' about, do ya?
Nope . . .but, I've got home made syrup! You can spread it however you need FIT! Bring butter only if you want extra flavor! Or for grease! Grease makes things move, better? Mayhap?
. . .I ain't right bright . . .in a lady-like fashion, dat . . .is~
I still do believe I have an ass-backward view of this THREAD~