Today I Cussed, Swore Or Used Profane Languange Because...

[Sigmund]

Good evening.

May all be well or on the mend.

Ha! Do you cuss? Do you say inappropriate words? I curse like a sailor! (Where did cursing like a sailor come from?) (Nah! I don't USUALLY curse but I have been known to. Curse, I mean.)

Did you swear/cuss/use PROFANE language today? What did you say and why? (Be cool. Watch your language!)

I'll tell you mine, you tell us yours.

Today I cursed like a motherless goat because my laptop went all haywire and I now have a virus "Glass Bottle" that is infuking my computer. (Dahmit!) (No. Really.)

Gotta go!

Peace.

 

[Spideyman]

deleted- had second thoughts. All good.

 

[mstay]

I almost cursed today because we had a HUGE thunderstorm! The lady I was with did swear it scared her so bad. There was lots of really loud thunder and scary lightening and dime sized hail! But it only lasted about about 45 minutes and then it was gone.

 

[staropeace]

I cursed because NOT ONE of the cats would eat the food I put down. I opened another can and they turned up their noses at that....even the stray I keep in the garage(yep, he is catching on). Anyway, I said a few poetic swears that felt good slipping off me tongue.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

I curse to myself every time I meet with my stupid boss and have to repeat stuff I already reviewed with her about 4 times already. Drives me absolutely crazy.

 

[Alexandra M]

I cursed like a construction worker today because I am worried and lacking sleep ( 3 hours since last Wednesday).

 

[Alexandra M]

Good evening.

May all be well or on the mend.

Ha! Do you cuss? Do you say inappropriate words? I curse like a sailor! (Where did cursing like a sailor come from?) (Nah! I don't USUALLY curse but I have been known to. Curse, I mean.)

Did you swear/cuss/use PROFANE language today? What did you say and why? (Be cool. Watch your language!)

I'll tell you mine, you tell us yours.

Today I cursed like a motherless goat because my laptop went all haywire and I now have a virus "Glass Bottle" that is infuking my computer. (Dahmit!) (No. Really.)

Gotta go!

Peace.

This thread is a great idea....

 

[FlakeNoir]

Daily.
*sigh* There is no hope for me, none at all. (Probably a good thing I don't wear that halo any-more...)

 

[Autumn Gust]

I cursed like a construction worker today because I am worried and lacking sleep ( 3 hours since last Wednesday).

I liked your post to acknowledge it but I sure hope you get some rest!

 

[skimom2]

I had to take a moment so as NOT to curse after dinner tonight. I swear, my girls are going deaf--everything was SCREAMED at each other, and they weren't fighting or anything. They were actually talking, laughing, having a good time...but at TOP VOLUME. I thought I might lose my mind for a second there.

 

[Sigmund]

deleted- had second thoughts. All good.

Hey Ms. Spidey!

I want to know! I want to know! (Have mercy! If YOU had a moment where you wanted to curse? It'd be like Mother Teresa saying, " Frick!" (And Mother Teresa is dead!)

Hugs!

 

[swiftdog2.0]

My sister gave me a copy of the Creative Cursing book for Christmas as a gag gift a couple years back. It's a spiro-bound book with various curse words in it. You mix and match them to make new words. Pretty entertaining, And waaaaay inappropriate. I'm lucky to have a sibling with a mind as warped and twisted as my own

 

[Sigmund]

This thread is a great idea....

Don't reinforce me or my threads. I have been known to delve into the dark and unspeakable.

Hugs Alexandra M

 

[FlakeNoir]

Don't reinforce me or my threads. I have been known to delve into the dark and unspeakable.

Hugs Alexandra M

 

[Dana Jean]

I have a potty mouth. Terrible. I didn't used to, especially around my children and if I ever slipped, I would say, "This just shows my ignorance that I can't express myself better. The dictionary contains beautiful words that would get my point across, and I choose my words from the gutter."

 

[fushingfeef]

I do believe I made it through the day without a single profanity. I even drove in the city today too!

 

[CriticAndProud]

Today, I've been mastering the art of sticking two or more swear words together into one obscene phrase. I did this for no reason beyond the fact it amuses me immensely .

(If I was to make an estimate, then I'd say that on average I say the "f-word" between 20 and 30 times a day.)

 

[not_nadine]

It started with the alarm going off about a half hour ago. I think I am off to a good ****ing start.

 

[fljoe0]

I try to fit in all of the "seven words you can't say on TV" daily.

 

[KingAHolic]

Well, it was actually yesterday, and it was because I tried to exchange tickets on my partial season plan for the Washington Nationals, and, it would let me - this is the 2nd time I had to deal with this, and I followed their "rules" on the exchange this time, and it still didn't work. It was a stressful day for me yesterday anyway, so, when this happened, the garbage was flying outta my mouth....