Weekly Survey

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ZNPaaneah

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Jul 26, 2015
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1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
Midnight in Darktown

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
Share one experience of yours where...?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
Subsidize solar panel installation in NYC.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?
Nick Andros

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
Bill Cosby

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?
Thank you.

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
The Himalayas

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
Create a series of viral youtube videos.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
Help

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
Peace, love, hope.
 

Walter Oobleck

keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going
Mar 6, 2013
11,749
34,805
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book? A Bicycle, A Rock, A Plum...or The Telling, can't be limited to one.

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be? The SKMB is a raft in an ocean and one member must be discarded. How far do you think the collective membership can throw the Oobleck?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be? I've been seeing those commercials I watch television, which isn't much...but there's a bunch of kids in the commercial...I think it is Shriner's Hospital? That one.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________? Mother Abigail...it's the teeth! I so look forward to when he/she looks in the mirror and does that thing with the teeth.

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be? Barney...the dinosaur...probably a lot of padding there so it won't hurt him.

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? Is this like forever...or will I get kicked out if I say the wrong thing?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go? Hawaii...when it is January here. I get to name the time, too, right?

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do? First thing that comes to mind is I show up on the set of The Five and when they're filming, I tickle everyone with a feather...there or one of the nightly news casts...have the anchor man swatting at himself. I'd try that at the The White House but the Secret Service would probably start firing at the walls.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________? Cut your toenails, I'm told this morning. So...I'm cutting my toenails...which might work if I was invisible.

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
inserts new SKMB.
 

stacy270

Keep On Floatin' On
Aug 2, 2006
1,013
7,848
Maine
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book? How to Make Your Teenager Cringe

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be? What is/was your favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be? A charity that helps animals.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of Tom Cullen____?

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?Vanessa from Big Brother (I actually say I want to do this every episode)

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? Are my cats here?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go? The UK to see The Doctor Who Experience.

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do? Wouldn't touch this question with a ten foot pole........

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells _concussion______?

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence? I would be too depressed by the thought of never reading another new King book to even make a farewell post.
 

ghost19

"Have I run too far to get home?"
Sep 25, 2011
8,926
56,578
51
Arkansas
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book? "Looking Back"

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be? "Does anyone remember where I left my backpack?"........no, really, I can't find my damn backpack....WTF?....

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be? Some charity that helps animals, not people.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________? Tom Cullen, M-O-O-N spells Gary Busey!

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be? Justin Bieber, but I would never hit a woman...:)

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? Who shot JFK?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go? Alaska.

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do? For stalking and legality purposes, I refuse to answer:) Yes, it would involve Kate Beckinsale.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________? Breakdown and cleaning of rifle....

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence? "To all of the wonderful individuals on the SKMB, it has been my honor and privilege to be given the opportunity to spend time here and communicate with the greatest fans of the greatest writer on the planet. I wish you smooth sailing. Keep your powder dry and watch your six. This is ghost19, 10-7."
 

80sFan

Just one more chapter...
Jul 14, 2015
2,997
16,167
Pennsylvania
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?

Better With Age

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?

Describe your first date.

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?

Just one? Probably Special Olympics.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?

I don't know, I forget a lot of that book.

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?

Again, just one? Arianna Grande (I would've said the kardashian/West/Jenner clan, but that's more than one).

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?

Please take me to my grandparents.

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?

Vegas. Love it there.

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?

Ooh, this question is too good...I don't know!

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?

Um, yeah, I wasn't on last night...

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?

Who's starting SKMB 2.0?
 

skimom2

Just moseyin' through...
Oct 9, 2013
15,683
92,168
USA
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
Donald Trump Killed a Lion: The Legacy of Gay Marriage

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
Do you have any daily routines that you cherish?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
My church

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?
Flagg

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
Scott Walker everyday. And twice on Sunday.

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?
Hello

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
Naas, Ireland. My two besties (one from Naas and one from Perth) are there right now, and I'm wildly jealous.

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
Read and sleep with no interruptions

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
Tired

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
Be safe; be kind; I'll miss you all.
 
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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
"I Hate You All
... Just Kidding"

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
Do you believe in Déjà Vu?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
United Way

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?
Lloyd

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
Johnny Depp. I'm sooooo tired of seeing his face plastered everywhere here.

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?
Just Visiting. ;)

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
Clarenbridge, Ireland

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
Find out what Brooklyn Decker is doing.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
Kids, argh

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
I hate you all
... just kidding. :)
 
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GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
87,651
358,754
62
Cambridge, Ohio
....soooooooo, I have been slacking big-big the last few weeks on this, so allow me to say stupid things again......ok....still.......
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?-Cookies I Have Loved

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?-Is it SUPPOSED to look like that?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?-Wounded Warrior Project

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of?-the weasels in the corn

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?-Kanye West

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?-Pete! You funny sumbitch! How ya been?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?-Steve's kitchen, seriously, ya thought I was gonna say summpin' else????

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?-once I've exhausted the local bakery's supply of cookies...I mayhap could take a trip to a certain Hooter's dressing room

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ?-fighting the cat for bedspace....seriously, that damn feline is a bed-hog...

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?-The time for joking has passed, the cookies have been consumed and Steve's kitchen is safe, but you my friends and extended family will never pass from my heart or mind...we have been as one-we shall remain as one...we are ka-tet....I love you....
 

jacobtlong

Well-Known Member
Jun 13, 2008
3,646
4,879
33
Mobile, Alabama
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book? The Joys of Being an Otaku

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be? What you talkin' about, Willis?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be? Wounded Warrior Project

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________? Trashcan Man

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be? Kanye West

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? Hehe, your name's Peter.

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go? Japan

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do? Well, looks like Halle Berry just gained a new roommate for a few days...

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________? Alabama Crimson Tide Victory

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence? Well, looks like most of my time on the internet will be consumed by porn again... :m_oops:
 

Spideyman

Uber Member
Jul 10, 2006
46,336
195,472
79
Just north of Duma Key
....soooooooo, I have been slacking big-big the last few weeks on this, so allow me to say stupid things again......ok....still.......
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?-Cookies I Have Loved

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?-Is it SUPPOSED to look like that?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?-Wounded Warrior Project

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of?-the weasels in the corn

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?-Kanye West

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?-Pete! You funny sumbitch! How ya been?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?-Steve's kitchen, seriously, ya thought I was gonna say summpin' else????

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?-once I've exhausted the local bakery's supply of cookies...I mayhap could take a trip to a certain Hooter's dressing room

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ?-fighting the cat for bedspace....seriously, that damn feline is a bed-hog...

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?-The time for joking has passed, the cookies have been consumed and Steve's kitchen is safe, but you my friends and extended family will never pass from my heart or mind...we have been as one-we shall remain as one...we are ka-tet....I love you....


GNTLGNT re #7 and #8- one day in Steve's kitchen via the paid vacation/ and #8 being invisible you could spend an entire week there-- observing and leaving cookie crumbs. Dreams do come true.
 

Sundrop

Sunny the Great & Wonderful
Jun 12, 2008
28,520
156,619
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
Adventures in Sampson

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
What is your best high school memory?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
I'd divide it between my two uncles.....one to fix his spine, and the other to repair damage done by cancer.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?
Lloyd

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
Kanye West

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?
I'd give him a high five, and say Looks like I made it.

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
Ancient Greece

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
Pretend to be a poltergeist, and "haunt" some of my friends and family.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
Movie Night

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
Happy last day and Love & Daisies, Y'all!!!! (this would be followed by random postings of daisies and various celebrity hunks)
 

SpazzTheBassPlayer

Well-Known Member
Dec 16, 2014
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1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book? Titan Uranus

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
If you try to fail but succeed, which one have you done?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be? Me

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________? Trashy

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be? Pick any Kardashian

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? Why does the sign on these gates say "Please use our other entrance?"

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go? See Question 8 below

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do? Hugh Hefner's place for my "All Expense One Day Vacation" -- stick around for 6 more days

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________? Satellite

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence? What do I care? Im invisible at Hugh Hefner's place, remember? =D
 

CrimsonKingAH

LOVE & PEACE
Jun 8, 2015
5,539
17,003
East Texas
1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
Unconditionally

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
When you were 13 years old... what did you want to be when you grew up?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
Cancer Financial Assistance Coalition

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?
Trashcan

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
Trump

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?
Howdy

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
Heaven

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
Scare the crap out of people

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
sweet dreams

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
Thanks... it's been real