Weekly Survey

[KingAHolic]

1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book? Misunderstood
2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be? What's your IQ?
3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be? St Judes
4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________? Nadine Cross
5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be? Kathy Griffin
6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? Hello
7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go? Boring but true. Hawaii
8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do? Since I'm close, walk around The Capitol and the White House to see what is really going on and being said.
9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________? I have nothing...
10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence? I'm already gone...

 

[DiO'Bolic]

You do realize that I must now plan your demise?

Again?

 

[Sundrop]

Again?

You have to admit it's been a while......I kinda owe ya

 

[DiO'Bolic]

You have to admit it's been a while......I kinda owe ya

Yes it has been. I was beginning to think you may have given up your violent ways... Miss Bad Penny.

 

[not_nadine]

Yes it has been. I was beginning to think you may have given up your violent ways... Miss Bad Penny.

Careful there.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

Careful there.

 

[Blake]

1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book? Misery
2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be? Cricket or Bic lighters?
3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be? kids with Cancer
4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________? He don't fit now. Maybe twenty years ago.
5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be? I've renounced violence, grasshopper.
6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? Get me a can of beer and a ciggy.
7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go? I do the McGee tour.
8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do? Steal Fort Knox
9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________? R-E-A-D
10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence? thanks, but you'll be back.

 

[Grandpa]

1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?

Hidden View. (Working title of my actual book. A boy can dream.)

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?

If you took all the navel lint from your life and put it in one pile, how much would it weigh before you determined whether it was flammable?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?

I'll check on the local Project Self-Sufficiency and see how they're doing. For $5 million, they'd probably name the building after me, and they do good work.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?

Dead body in New York.

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?

The guy with the tribble on his head, if it'll make him shut up for five minutes.

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?

Is Curt here?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?

Tough one. At the moment, Kyoto. I'd have a different answer tomorrow.

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?

Literally, ask Grandma to bring me food, because being invisible means you'd be blind.

Fancifully, Try to keep the evil side from coming out. Really, I don't know. I imagine much of the time would be spent dodging traffic.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?

W-o-r-k.

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?

Love you guys. *snif*

 

[not_nadine]

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?

Dead body in New York.

 

[SpazzTheBassPlayer]

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?

Dead body in New York.

Win!!

 

[CriticAndProud]

1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?

Lenin: Petrograd Nights.

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?

I'd take one of mine from last week, cause I'm lazy.

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?

Probably WorldVision, what with me doing volunteer stuff for them and all.

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?

A person not actually in the film.

Or, Randall Flagg, 'cause that'd be hilarious.

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?

Too many to choose from...

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?

"Ooops. It would appear I may have made a slight mistake what with me saying you aren't real and all that.

Can I just ask why God put the bad fruity tree in the Garden of Eden in the first place ? Was that like a Dirty Harry-esqre 'go ahead punk, make my day' reverse psychology thing ?"

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?

Cuba.

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?

Spoiler: DISCLAIMER: I'M KIDDING

Push cripples in front of buses, and take their pension money.

Nah, I wouldn't.


I'm not strong enough.

Seriously now, I would try and benefit the community in some way that only I could do, due to my powers.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?

W-H-Y-I-S-M-Y-P-I-L-L-O-W-W-A-R-M ?

(Seriously, they need to make a pillow that is cool, like the underside, but on all sides, at all times.)

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?

Begging for money.

 

[Dana Jean]

1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book? HELLTOWN -- My Struggles with Shelley Duvall

2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be? Do you floss?

3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be? No kill animal shelter

4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________? Mother Abigail

5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be? Donald Trump

6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates? Can I see my family now?

7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go? England

8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do? Go stand in Giant's kitchen.

9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells __freedom_________?

10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence? This place and these people saved me.

 

[danie]

Last week, DiO'Bolic posed this question in his Weekly Survey:
You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
Pegasus said I could compile members' answers to this question for this week's survey. There are more than 10 (*edit: a LOT more), but WTH.
I'll give credit to each member after the question.

Weekly Survey September 13, 2015
1) Which author, besides King, do you read the most? (Kurben)

2) What's your favorite movie? (Jackal.S.Rogue)

3) Are you glad summer is almost over? (Pegasus)

4) How long can you hold your breath for? (FlackNoir)

5) What is your weather like today? (Spideyman)

6) Will Neesy report me to the office again? (not_nadine)

7) Share one experience of yours where...? (ZNPaaneah)

8) The SKMB is a raft in an ocean and one member must be discarded. How far do you think the collective membership can throw the Oobleck? (Walter Oobleck)

9) What is/was your favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream? (Stacy270)

10) "Does anyone remember where I left my backpack?"........no, really, I can't find my damn backpack....WTF?.... (ghost19)

11) Describe your first date. (80sFan)

12) Do you have any daily routines that you cherish? (skimom2)

13) Do you believe in Déjà Vu? (DiO'Bolic)

14) Is it SUPPOSED to look like that? (GNTLGNT)

15) What you talkin' about, Willis? (jacobtlong)

16) What is your best high school memory? (Sundrop)

17) If you try to fail but succeed, which one have you done? (SpazzTheBassPlayer)

18) When you were 13 years old... what did you want to be when you grew up? (Audra Hilton)

19) What's your IQ? (KingAHolic)

20) Cricket or Bic lighters? (Mr. Cranky)

21) If you took all the navel lint from your life and put it in one pile, how much would it weigh before you determined whether it was flammable? (Grandpa)

22) *This is not a question, but feel free to comment on CriticAndProud's lazy answer* I'd take one of mine from last week, cause I'm lazy.

23) Do you floss? (Dana Jean)

 

[jacobtlong]

Had I known one of my questions would have been used I would've thought of a better one.

1) Which author, besides King, do you read the most? (Kurben) - Hmm... This is a question that gets harder and harder the more I try to read. Currently, it's probably Bryan Smith.

2) What's your favorite movie? (Jackal.S.Rogue) - The Godfather

3) Are you glad summer is almost over? (Pegasus) - Yes. I'm convinced that during the summer there's a wormhole on Mercury that channels all of that heat to Mobile, Alabama.

4) How long can you hold your breath for? (FlackNoir) - I can hold my breath a looooonnngggg time. (Creepshow reference. )

5) What is your weather like today? (Spideyman) - Sunny, but with a welcome cool breeze.

6) Will Neesy report me to the office again? (not_nadine) - Yes

7) Share one experience of yours where...? (ZNPaaneah) - Yes

8) The SKMB is a raft in an ocean and one member must be discarded. How far do you think the collective membership can throw the Oobleck? (Walter Oobleck) - 3.21 miles

9) What is/was your favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream? (Stacy270) - Americone Dream

10) "Does anyone remember where I left my backpack?"........no, really, I can't find my damn backpack....WTF?.... (ghost19) - Yes

11) Describe your first date. (80sFan) - Teenage awkwardness.

12) Do you have any daily routines that you cherish? (skimom2) - Blogging

13) Do you believe in Déjà Vu? (DiO'Bolic) - I could swear you just asked that.

14) Is it SUPPOSED to look like that? (GNTLGNT) - Yes

15) What you talkin' about, Willis? (jacobtlong) - Yes

16) What is your best high school memory? (Sundrop) - German I, II, & III. Had an awesome teacher that made the class fun and made learning easy.

17) If you try to fail but succeed, which one have you done? (SpazzTheBassPlayer) - Any success is a success even if it is in failure.

18) When you were 13 years old... what did you want to be when you grew up? (Audra Hilton) - Batman

19) What's your IQ? (KingAHolic) - I'm too scared to find out.

20) Cricket or Bic lighters? (Mr. Cranky) - Neither

21) If you took all the navel lint from your life and put it in one pile, how much would it weigh before you determined whether it was flammable? (Grandpa) - Yes

22) *This is not a question, but feel free to comment on CriticAndProud's lazy answer* I'd take one of mine from last week, cause I'm lazy. - Yes

23) Do you floss? (Dana Jean) - Not as much as I should.

 

[danie]

Do you believe in Déjà Vu? (DiO'Bolic) - I could swear you just asked that.

Perfect answer!

When you were 13 years old... what did you want to be when you grew up? (Audra Hilton) - Batman

Batgirl, here! That or a teacher. Seemed as if teacher was a little less dangerous, so I chose that. Now, I'm not so sure it's less dangerous.

 

[pegasus216]

Danie, this was brilliant! Thanks for taking the time to run all these down!!

1) Which author, besides King, do you read the most? (Kurben)
I used to read Dean Koontz.

2) What's your favorite movie? (Jackal.S.Rogue)
Dances With Wolves.

3) Are you glad summer is almost over? (Pegasus)
Yes!!

4) How long can you hold your breath for? (FlackNoir)
About 10 seconds.

5) What is your weather like today? (Spideyman)
Cool, and windy.

6) Will Neesy report me to the office again? (not_nadine)
Yes.

7) Share one experience of yours where...? (ZNPaaneah)
In Puerto Rico. Took a day to travel the whole island.

8) The SKMB is a raft in an ocean and one member must be discarded. How far do you think the collective membership can throw the Oobleck? (Walter Oobleck)
Not far!

9) What is/was your favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream? (Stacy270)
Never ate any.

10) "Does anyone remember where I left my backpack?"........no, really, I can't find my damn backpack....WTF?.... (ghost19)
It's on your back...

11) Describe your first date. (80sFan)
Went to a drive in movie.

12) Do you have any daily routines that you cherish? (skimom2)
No.

13) Do you believe in Déjà Vu? (DiO'Bolic)
Yes.

14) Is it SUPPOSED to look like that? (GNTLGNT)
Yes.

15) What you talkin' about, Willis? (jacobtlong)
Not a damned thing.

16) What is your best high school memory? (Sundrop)
I hated high school, so I don't have any fond memories.

17) If you try to fail but succeed, which one have you done? (SpazzTheBassPlayer)
What??

18) When you were 13 years old... what did you want to be when you grew up? (Audra Hilton)
I don't remember.

19) What's your IQ? (KingAHolic)

20) Cricket or Bic lighters? (Mr. Cranky)
Bic.

21) If you took all the navel lint from your life and put it in one pile, how much would it weigh before you determined whether it was flammable? (Grandpa)
5 pounds.

22) *This is not a question, but feel free to comment on CriticAndProud's lazy answer* I'd take one of mine from last week, cause I'm lazy.
That's a young'un for you!

23) Do you floss? (Dana Jean)
No, I have dentures.

 

[danie]

Danie, this was brilliant! Thanks for taking the time to run all these down!!

It's DiO'Bolic's fault! Everyone came up with such good answers to his question!

 

[pegasus216]

It's DiO'Bolic's fault! Everyone came up with such good answers to his question!

You mean he did something right for a change???????

 

[danie]

You mean he did something right for a change???????

I say true. 'Tis happened.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

Weekly Survey September 13, 2015
1) Which author, besides King, do you read the most? (Kurben)
Gosh... I don't really know. I read quite a bit of a variety, but if I had to guess I would say Koontz or Straub

2) What's your favorite movie? (Jackal.S.Rogue)
Horror: Exorcist Western: True Grit (all john wayne) Romance: The Notebook Sci Fi : Star Wars Drama : all Jodie foster Comedy: The Waterboy
In all honesty.. I love most movies lol

3) Are you glad summer is almost over? (Pegasus)
That is a yes and no answer.. I love summer .. but I also love winter , spring, fall

4) How long can you hold your breath for? (FlackNoir)
Til I let it out hehehe

5) What is your weather like today? (Spideyman)
Beautiful day... cool front came thru. We are out of the 100's.. it is a high of 83 today and sunshine!

6) Will Neesy report me to the office again? (not_nadine)
I heard tell she already did

7) Share one experience of yours where...? (ZNPaaneah)
The most recent.. last year my oldest son got married to his college sweetheart. The wedding was in Abu Dhabi ( U.A.E.) .. her family is Bengali Indian so the ceremonies were over a week long. I loved it.. such an experience. One of the ceremonies was a Christian ceremony for us.

8) The SKMB is a raft in an ocean and one member must be discarded. How far do you think the collective membership can throw the Oobleck? (Walter Oobleck)
Perhaps a vote before anyone throws the Oobleck ..

9) What is/was your favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream? (Stacy270)
none

10) "Does anyone remember where I left my backpack?"........no, really, I can't find my damn backpack....WTF?.... (ghost19)
The Giant smelled cookies in it.. so it went that way >>>>>>>>>>>>

11) Describe your first date. (80sFan)
My first dates were 'group' dates to the movies or skating rink shut ins.. my first date with just me and my boyfriend was fun. We went to the movies , out to eat and then out dancing (he had a band)

12) Do you have any daily routines that you cherish? (skimom2)
The most cherished is my quiet morning time.. coffee and the sun coming up
And the other most cherished is my quiet reading time when I get into bed. Those two routines are set in stone! HA

13) Do you believe in Déjà Vu? (DiO'Bolic)
I thought I answered this

14) Is it SUPPOSED to look like that? (GNTLGNT)
ummmmmmmmm

15) What you talkin' about, Willis? (jacobtlong)
I have no idea

16) What is your best high school memory? (Sundrop)
my friends... we were a crazy bunch

17) If you try to fail but succeed, which one have you done? (SpazzTheBassPlayer)
faceeded

18) When you were 13 years old... what did you want to be when you grew up? (Audra Hilton)
a mom

19) What's your IQ? (KingAHolic)
Inquiring Question..

20) Cricket or Bic lighters? (Mr. Cranky)
zippo

21) If you took all the navel lint from your life and put it in one pile, how much would it weigh before you determined whether it was flammable? (Grandpa)
I don't recall having much navel lint.. lol

22) *This is not a question, but feel free to comment on CriticAndProud's lazy answer* I'd take one of mine from last week, cause I'm lazy.


23) Do you floss? (Dana Jean)
I do