1) You write a bestseller… What’s the title of your book?
"I Hate You All
... Just Kidding"
2) You have to create next week’s Weekly Survey… What would one of your questions be?
Do you believe in Déjà Vu?
3) You win $10 million dollars in a lottery but must donate half of it to a charity… What would that charity be?
United Way
4) They’re remaking the movie The Stand… Gary Busey will be playing the part of __________?
Lloyd
5) You can punch one current celebrity in the mouth (so to speak)… Who will it be?
Johnny Depp. I'm sooooo tired of seeing his face plastered everywhere here.
6) It’s all true!… What do you say to Saint Peter when you suddenly appear at the pearly gates?
Just Visiting.
7) You get a ONE DAY ONLY all expense paid vacation to spend anywhere in the world you wish (ignore travel time)… Where exactly would you go?
Clarenbridge, Ireland
8) You’re invisible for one week… What do you do?
Find out what Brooklyn Decker is doing.
9) Based on last night... M-O-O-N, that spells ___________?
Kids, argh
10) Stephen King has completely retired from writing in order to devote all his time to training Molly; Ms Mod is in Arizona volunteering for the local Tea Party; DJ is off herding goats somewhere; Flake is in a treatment center for chocoholics; and the SKMB is shutting down… What’s your farewell post -- in one sentence?
I hate you all
... just kidding.