I never wrote any letters, but I did get the middle finger from George Harrison for taking his picture after a concert when he was with someone he probably didn't want to be photographed with, and was threatened to have my ass kick by Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova when my brother and I cut in from of his car at a McDonalds drive-through.
And as a skinny and scrawny kid, I was given the nickname "Spaghetti Muscles" (which sadly stuck with me for years) by some Philadelphia Phillies’ ball players in the 60’s when I would be a batboy during some of their practices when my uncle worked for them and would take me along.
"Hey Spaghetti Muscles, go get me my bat if it isn’t too heavy for you. Ha ha ha.". (Yeah... fun times
).