WE'RE SWAPPING?!?!
I have a fresh (mouthed) almost 17 (tomorrow) year old on offer. She's smart as hell (and she knows it), but can't figure out how to pick up clothes, trash, tea mugs...pretty much anything. You won't have to worry about changing her carpet because you'll never see it. Be prepared for an education in all things political, social, and scientific, because this kid knows EVERYTHING (she read it on FB or Tumblr, you know, so it's much more topical and intelligent than anything you think).