Thank you thank you, I'll pass this on to Unkee. He'll be pleased!
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Thank you thank you, I'll pass this on to Unkee. He'll be pleased!
I love jokes...but have a hard time remembering them...and this is from memory.
This lady married to this man sends him a text message:
Windows frozen
The man texts here back:
Pour luke-warm water on windows...will open.
A bit later, she texts him back:
Computer is really screwed up now.
I especially like window jokes, so if you have any, let me know.
Okay but this is an oldie:I love jokes...but have a hard time remembering them...and this is from memory.
This lady married to this man sends him a text message:
Windows frozen
The man texts here back:
Pour luke-warm water on windows...will open.
A bit later, she texts him back:
Computer is really screwed up now.
I especially like window jokes, so if you have any, let me know.
I'm a mail-man and last Christmas a lady on my round, a Mrs. Jankowitz, met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread.
After I ate, I thanked her but she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined.
I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't."
I asked, "What is this all about then?"
She said, "I asked my husband what to give the mail-man for Christmas."
He said, "Screw the mail-man, breakfast was my idea."
Madam!Two great spreads!
A woman places an ad in her local newspaper.
“WANTED a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.”
Two days later her doorbell rings and she answers it.
“Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms, so I won’t beat you, and no legs, so I won't run away.”
“Yeh okay, but what makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts.
Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”