Random Thoughts 2

[Dana Jean]

I am going to hire a hit man to take out my own car if it doesn't start listening to me.

For example:

I hit the button on the steering column and say, "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "Calling pharmacy."

Cancel.

Do it again, louder. "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "calling Frank."

Cancel.

I give up on calling Fancy. She's a bitch anyway.

I then hit the button and say, "Sirius."

My car says to me, "Sirius."

I then say, "Beatles Channel."

My car says, "Turning to Christian channel."

Cancel.

By this time, I am screaming and enunciating very clearly and loudly, "Turn to 90s on 9."

My car says to me, "Turning to Pearl Jam."

What. THE. F***!

I am driving down the road having a screaming match with a robot.

I should be nicer. She could cut the engine.

 

[Spideyman]

I am going to hire a hit man to take out my own car if it doesn't start listening to me.

For example:

I hit the button on the steering column and say, "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "Calling pharmacy."

Cancel.

Do it again, louder. "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "calling Frank."

Cancel.

I give up on calling Fancy. She's a bitch anyway.

I then hit the button and say, "Sirius."

My car says to me, "Sirius."

I then say, "Beatles Channel."

My car says, "Turning to Christian channel."

Cancel.

By this time, I am screaming and enunciating very clearly and loudly, "Turn to 90s on 9."

My car says to me, "Turning to Pearl Jam."

What. THE. F***!

 

[GNTLGNT]

I am going to hire a hit man to take out my own car if it doesn't start listening to me.

For example:

I hit the button on the steering column and say, "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "Calling pharmacy."

Cancel.

Do it again, louder. "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "calling Frank."

Cancel.

I give up on calling Fancy. She's a bitch anyway.

I then hit the button and say, "Sirius."

My car says to me, "Sirius."

I then say, "Beatles Channel."

My car says, "Turning to Christian channel."

Cancel.

By this time, I am screaming and enunciating very clearly and loudly, "Turn to 90s on 9."

My car says to me, "Turning to Pearl Jam."

What. THE. F***!

I am driving down the road having a screaming match with a robot. I should be nicer. She could cut the engine.

...New Millennium Christine....savagery by digital demon....

 

[Dana Jean]

I swear, I am just yelling. Trying to speak very clearly. Obviously I must speak in tongues or something.

 

[Spideyman]

I swear, I am just yelling. Trying to speak very clearly. Obviously I must speak in tongues or something.

Never ask it to "dial". You can;t say cancel fast enough!!

 

[Dana Jean]

Never ask it to "dial". You can;t say cancel fast enough!!

Oh, I've had it start calling someone I did not want to talk to. And then you have to make up some butt dial excuse.

 

[Spideyman]

Oh, I've had it start calling someone I did not want to talk to. And then you have to make up some butt dial excuse.

And this is modern technology?

 

[Dana Jean]

And this is modern technology?

Exactly. Next thing you know, it's going to be asking me:

"Where are you going, Dave?"

"The grocery store."

"I'm afraid we can't go there, Dave."

"Open the car door, HAL."

 

[Spideyman]

Exactly. Next thing you know, it's going to be asking me:

"Where are you going, Dave?"

"The grocery store."

"I'm afraid we can't go there, Dave."

"Open the car door, HAL."

spot on

 

[Blake]

Today’s Wikipedia article:

Ernest Hemmingway (July 21, 1899 – July 2, 1961), famous American author that I’m sure we’re all familiar with. The events leading up to his death I found particularly interesting.

Ernest Hemingway - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Do you think Hemingway when he was young looks a bit like Tom Cruise?

 

[Blake]

This looks good, I want to go to the horse races:
Hollywood Casino Bangor: Hotel, Racetrack, Games, Entertainment

 

[Hill lover35]

My hospice nurse was here today. My blood pressure was really high, so she ordered some pills for me to take. Problem is, the pills may make my kidneys swell, and be irritated. On the other hand, I could have a stroke. I am so undecided as to what to do.

I am sorry this is happening to you. Try and stay comfortable. It will get better

 

[Hill lover35]

This is cute but is this guy like 18

 

[Hill lover35]

Random Wikipedia article #2:

The C.I.A led a project where cats were used in an attempt to spy on Soviets, it didn’t work out on their end.

Acoustic Kitty - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

View attachment 31176

Did they implant it into their body? I hope not

 

[Hill lover35]

Maybe I should manufacture one called Stump Cola........

Is it like moxie

 

[Hill lover35]

I am going to hire a hit man to take out my own car if it doesn't start listening to me.

For example:

I hit the button on the steering column and say, "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "Calling pharmacy."

Cancel.

Do it again, louder. "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "calling Frank."

Cancel.

I give up on calling Fancy. She's a bitch anyway.

I then hit the button and say, "Sirius."

My car says to me, "Sirius."

I then say, "Beatles Channel."

My car says, "Turning to Christian channel."

Cancel.

By this time, I am screaming and enunciating very clearly and loudly, "Turn to 90s on 9."

My car says to me, "Turning to Pearl Jam."

What. THE. F***!

I am driving down the road having a screaming match with a robot.

I should be nicer. She could cut the engine.

Are you shure her name is not christine.?

My car is the same..... it’s kind of funny yet annoying

 

[FlakeNoir]

I am going to hire a hit man to take out my own car if it doesn't start listening to me.

For example:

I hit the button on the steering column and say, "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "Calling pharmacy."

Cancel.

Do it again, louder. "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "calling Frank."

Cancel.

I give up on calling Fancy. She's a bitch anyway.

I then hit the button and say, "Sirius."

My car says to me, "Sirius."

I then say, "Beatles Channel."

My car says, "Turning to Christian channel."

Cancel.

By this time, I am screaming and enunciating very clearly and loudly, "Turn to 90s on 9."

My car says to me, "Turning to Pearl Jam."

What. THE. F***!

I am driving down the road having a screaming match with a robot.

I should be nicer. She could cut the engine.

If I talk to my car, all I get back is "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm, brrrmmmmmmm, brrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm" and the occasional "beep" if I hit the horn.

 

[osnafrank]

I am going to hire a hit man to take out my own car if it doesn't start listening to me.

For example:

I hit the button on the steering column and say, "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "Calling pharmacy."

Cancel.

Do it again, louder. "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "calling Frank."

Cancel.

I give up on calling Fancy. She's a bitch anyway.

I then hit the button and say, "Sirius."

My car says to me, "Sirius."

I then say, "Beatles Channel."

My car says, "Turning to Christian channel."

Cancel.

By this time, I am screaming and enunciating very clearly and loudly, "Turn to 90s on 9."

My car says to me, "Turning to Pearl Jam."

What. THE. F***!

I am driving down the road having a screaming match with a robot.

I should be nicer. She could cut the engine.

Well, maybe that explains these late night phone calls i get sometimes

 

[ghost19]

I am going to hire a hit man to take out my own car if it doesn't start listening to me.

For example:

I hit the button on the steering column and say, "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "Calling pharmacy."

Cancel.

Do it again, louder. "Call Fancy." And my car says back to me, "calling Frank."

Cancel.

I give up on calling Fancy. She's a bitch anyway.

I then hit the button and say, "Sirius."

My car says to me, "Sirius."

I then say, "Beatles Channel."

My car says, "Turning to Christian channel."

Cancel.

By this time, I am screaming and enunciating very clearly and loudly, "Turn to 90s on 9."

My car says to me, "Turning to Pearl Jam."

What. THE. F***!

I am driving down the road having a screaming match with a robot.

I should be nicer. She could cut the engine.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

I think DJ's car is related to my fancy GPS. In 4 years the dang thing has never once gotten my verbal command correct.