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scared of clowns?

Discussion in 'Survey says...' started by mjs9153, Jul 27, 2014.


scared of clowns

  1. yes

    24 vote(s)
  2. no

    31 vote(s)
  3. just Tim Curry

    12 vote(s)
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Dana Jean

    Dana Jean Dirty Pirate Hooker Moderator

    I thought that's what he meant but wanted to make sure.
  2. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    Maybe he can confirm this if and when he returns :rugby:
  3. FlakeNoir

    FlakeNoir Original Kiwi© SKMB® Moderator

    Yar... wee child.
  4. rocker1972

    rocker1972 Well-Known Member

    a nipper is old british dialect for young child, usually the youngest child in the family.

    also nipper is the name of the dog on His Majesty's voice (hmv)
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  5. CriticAndProud

    CriticAndProud What's wrong with Idris?

    That's me :D
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  6. Mr. Cranky

    Mr. Cranky Well-Known Member

    I heard that song, Send in the Clowns, by Judy Collins(?) on the radio today. Then followed by Everything's beautiful by Ray Stevens.
  7. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    I did not know that!
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  8. Walter Oobleck

    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    haven't looked at the complete thread...so the OP is now a guest, hey? Things happen...was looking for a pic of The Town Clown...or was it The Towne Clown? Remember that one, Captain Kangaroo? Did find this...should it be in the grammar nazi thread, too? "tootie tinny (?) the clown. the only raping clown in town!"
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  9. Mr. Cranky

    Mr. Cranky Well-Known Member

    Life, everyone love's it. Clowns, I'm a clown. Captain Kangaroo is a clown. I'm not Captain Kangaroo. I'm Mark. I'm he. Smart, but dumb. All I got, is the ability to look into someone's eyes, and know exactly if someone's false or not.
  10. Mr. Cranky

    Mr. Cranky Well-Known Member

    I don't like how I'm being treated on this website. I'm a very touchy guy. Also I've had a few drinks today, and I'll see how I'm going tomorrow. Doesn't matter what happens; I'll always be a Stephen King fan. I grew up in a dysfunctional household (a drunken, Swedish Seaman will do this to you.) By the way-my father told me this from his grave-you Americans can go and get ****ed. He got bashed up my a bunch of cops in Texas because: 1. No Greencard 2. My father was a Communist and they found Communist material in his flat. 3. He got drunk in Texas-punched a cop in the jaw- and taken back to the cop-shop and beaten by five cops.4. One of the cops was of Swedish descent. 5. He came to Australia.
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  11. Dana Jean

    Dana Jean Dirty Pirate Hooker Moderator

    Can you give specifics? I'm not sure I've read enough of your things to see that you are being treated badly. I am sorry you feel this way.
  12. EvieLucinda

    EvieLucinda Well-Known Member

    I used to think clowns were funny, except Pennywise, of course, until I went to the Haunted Mansion in Gatlinburg, TN. Went in this one spooky room with a strobe light. I was watching my friend and laughing at her when this werewolf jumped out of her, when I sensed someone behind me. I turned to look and this demented clown was stand about a foot away. I screamed, hit him on his big red nose and ran like hell.

    I've hated clowns ever since.

    GNTLGNT The idiot is IN

    ...he needs to get help, he cycles rapidly...
  14. Mr. Cranky

    Mr. Cranky Well-Known Member

    That guy called "Hammarstrom"; he's a complete idiot. He has obviously lost 10 billion brain cells from drink. That idiot that posted that rant- he's my weird twin. I apologise. I read the biography of the Australian Tennis player 'John Newcombe' about a year ago. He said there were at least 5 different 'John Newcombes'.
    John Newcombe was with George W. Bush in 1976 when Bush got picked up for drunk driving. Ever since then-it is said- Bush has been a teetotaller. One interesting thing about the book, is the recollection Newcombe had about waking up from a dream he was having in a hotel in Florida. In the dream, his pet dog said to him, "don't worry, I'm going now, it's alright." Newcombe said he woke up and ten minutes later the phone rang and it was his manager telling him that he had just got a call from Newcombe's wife telling him that the dog had died.
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  15. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    You know what? - kinda late to chime in, but I think HMV actually stood for "His Master's Voice" not 'His Majesty's Voice'
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  16. EvieLucinda

    EvieLucinda Well-Known Member

    I think you're right, rocker
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  17. Neesy

    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    Maybe where rocker1972 is from it is different from where I am (in terms of definitions) - He is in Ireland and I am in Canada! :);)

    The picture above that I posted actually says "His Master's Voice" at the bottom
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  18. EvieLucinda

    EvieLucinda Well-Known Member

    Good dawg!
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  19. blunthead

    blunthead Well-Known Member

    That's an interesting story about the dog. There are wondrous unknown truths in the Universe.
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  20. EvieLucinda

    EvieLucinda Well-Known Member

    She is a good dawg.
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