What can a goose do that a duck can't, but a lawyer should?
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied,
Why is a joke like sex?
Shove its bill up its ass!
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied,
"I like your sense of humor!"
Why is a joke like sex?
Neither is any good if you don't get it.