The Ka-tet Cantina 2

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Out of Order

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do1you9love?

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Happy hump day everyone! So much I have missed in a few days!

((Deb)) - best of luck on your moving!
((Holly)) - good for you dear! Glad you are doing better everyday!
((Lepp)) - congrats on the good health update!
((Wulfie)) - always good to see you posting!
((Kurben)) - sounds like you need to find a good masseuse!
((Cat)) - Jury duty! Yikes! Good luck!

((All in need or not)) Have a beautiful day!
 

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Leave it to the good people of ME to celebrate beer for a whole week!!
We're not complete heathens. We just need something to go along with ARTober events while we're getting our art and culture fix. And what says cultchahed and ahtsy more than beer?! :rolleyes:;)

ARTober, a Month-Long Celebration of Arts and Culture in Bangor, presented by The City of Bangor’s Commission on Cultural Development.
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
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We're not complete heathens. We just need something to go along with ARTober events while we're getting our art and culture fix. And what says cultchahed and ahtsy more than beer?! :rolleyes:;)

ARTober, a Month-Long Celebration of Arts and Culture in Bangor, presented by The City of Bangor’s Commission on Cultural Development.

I love it when you type all Downeast.......:biggrin-new:
 

Sundrop

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Did your work ever hire that masseuse? :cheerful:

Yeah.....but he's creepy......and a little odd.
I really gave him an honest try, but was so uncomfortable, that I think my back was in worse shape after the massage....
He talked about his ex fiancee the entire time, but in present tense, like they were still together, and would correct himself and say "ex" after every sentence.... When he was working on my legs, he grabbed my ankle and started gushing about how beautiful my tattoo is.....then he wanted to know what color I used to paint my toenails.....
If that wasn't bad enough, he asked if he could massage my abdomen, and if my bowels were working well. Never has anyone asked me either of those questions. When he asked if he could massage lower on my back, "because he couldn't see butt crack yet", I decided we were done.
Most horrible experience ever.
 

danie

I am whatever you say I am.
Feb 26, 2008
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I really gave him an honest try, but was so uncomfortable, that I think my back was in worse shape after the massage....
He talked about his ex fiancee the entire time, but in present tense, like they were still together, and would correct himself and say "ex" after every sentence.... When he was working on my legs, he grabbed my ankle and started gushing about how beautiful my tattoo is.....then he wanted to know what color I used to paint my toenails.....
If that wasn't bad enough, he asked if he could massage my abdomen, and if my bowels were working well. Never has anyone asked me either of those questions. When he asked if he could massage lower on my back, "because he couldn't see butt crack yet", I decided we were done.
Most horrible experience ever.
UGH. Just ugh.
 

Neesy

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May 24, 2012
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I really gave him an honest try, but was so uncomfortable, that I think my back was in worse shape after the massage....
He talked about his ex fiancee the entire time, but in present tense, like they were still together, and would correct himself and say "ex" after every sentence.... When he was working on my legs, he grabbed my ankle and started gushing about how beautiful my tattoo is.....then he wanted to know what color I used to paint my toenails.....
If that wasn't bad enough, he asked if he could massage my abdomen, and if my bowels were working well. Never has anyone asked me either of those questions. When he asked if he could massage lower on my back, "because he couldn't see butt crack yet", I decided we were done.
Most horrible experience ever.
Butt but but ... butt crack !? :inspect:
 
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