Cappy's Progressive, Prosperous, Proletarian People's Poll as Approved and Financed by The Central Commitee of the Xylophone Party
1. Hoo-ha ! Those damn candidates have taken over your place of residence, and surrounding areas ? What will you do ?! Shut down the TV, cancel newspaper subscription, don't answer any calls from those not on my contacts list. Hunker down, it is going to get ugly.
2. Why do you like doing these weekly surveys ? Why do I like this forum? Want to talk with others who have similar interests.
3. Would you ever like to have something of yours published (book, film, whatever) ? Yes.
4. How much money would you accept to shave all your hair off and be bald for a year (or, if already bald, wear an afro wig for a year) ? You mean you would pay me? Wow, I'm flabbergasted. Honored. speechless.
5. Would you rather be blind for a day OR deaf for a week OR unable to taste for two weeks? Blind for a day. I lived in China for years, that was similar to being deaf, don't ever want to try that again.
6. What is the longest consecutive time you have gone without eating ? Don't know the longest. I have been fasting a lot this summer, 48 hours was the longest, but 24 hours has become a weekly theme. I had some stomach ulcer and the doctor prescribed medicine with horrible long term side effects saying I'd take this for the rest of my life. I thought, forget that. I fasted, when the heartburn hit I drank water to wash the acid out of my stomach. A month later my stomach is cured, I don't get heart burn anymore. Basically gave my digestive system a rest.
7. When was the last time you said the f-word ? Probably a week ago, I was driving cross country from NY to St. Louis, must have had an issue with some driver at some point.
8. When was the first time you said the f-word ? I was probably in my 30s. My first wife pushed me over the edge, I have been more vulgar and crass ever since.
9. Have you ever had a very pleasant recurring dream ? Yes, I can fly.
10. Can't be fooked to do another question, just do number one again, alright ? What?? OK, hey this is an infinite loop! Doesn't anyone check these things for glitches first? How do I get out of this? Yaah!
11. Joking. When you think of the infinite size and complexity of the universe, what emotions or thoughts pop into your head ? This was all for me? Man, either God has an incredible sense of humor or else He has made a very big mistake. I'll hope for the first even though that could be worse. I'm gonna spend eternity with a guy a sense of humor like this? Still better than Him realizing He has made a mistake after a millennium or two into eternity (that could be awkward).