You mean his character or as in he has a fine 'azz'?
Embarrassing Situations In Public Places.......
- Thread starter staropeace
- Start date
-
This message board permanently closed on June 30th, 2020 at 4PM EDT and is no longer accepting new members.
You mean his character or as in he has a fine 'azz'?
That's the thing...he's probably mid to late 50s and let's just say not ideal looking, but...mmmm...I can't resist.
I have a silly one. I guess I really needed glasses or didn't understand the design, but I bought this sweater from Victoria Secrets catalog. (Yes, they do sell clothing) It had this pretty rose type design. I wore it work, it was nice. However, until someone in my family told me it said "So Sexy" within the roses. The letters were in a way they were hidden in the design to me. When I ordered it, it didn't say it had those words. It was like one of the photos you don't notice the words unless someone tells you or you see it. Or I am just an idiot! I do wear glasses now, but back then I didn't and was always squinting. I went to work with a "So Sexy" sweater. I laugh when I think of it. Girl in her 20s that needed to go to the eye doctor!
Ok, just hold it!
You know, I went out to my wood shop and got to thinking about what you said. It was kind of vague and maybe I wasn't listening close enough. Maybe my reply wasn't something you wanted to see. So I'll say I'm sorry Annarose just in case. I hope whatever happened didn't hurt you emotionally. I'm a deep thinker, not a fast thinker. So sometimes my words come out sideways.
No worries. I smiled when I read your reply!
I couldn't "hold it" ... my arms had many groceries in them .... didn't have a choice but to let them drop ...
Wear thongs...they're snug.
But none of you know either of us in person. The embarrassing thing would if my classmates found out...then I'd never hear the end of it! God, that would be a nightmare.Perhaps now it has...?
But none of you know either of us in person. The embarrassing thing would if my classmates found out...then I'd never hear the end of it! God, that would be a nightmare.Perhaps now it has...?
I highly doubt that..but then again I never thought I would like him.Unless some of your classmates felt the same.
Oh, I got a really big......brain.Do you realize that your most powerful sexual organ is your brain? How come it never seems to be present when we are making these special choices!
Well alright-as long as everyone else is telling their most embarrassing moments... I here I go. I recently decided I needed to get out and try to do my own grocery shopping instead of sending my long suffering poor ole hubby. Since I recovered from paralysis from stroke and suffering severe PBA symptoms I still was hesitant to appear in public.I got my courage up to face the ordeal. Cart loaded down with groceries I proceed to checkout (knowing hubby will rescue me from the impossible (for me)task of purchasing the items. I just cannot do math anymore. As I turn the cart into place in line I am struck(yup that's the only appropriate word for it!) with flatulence. Folks we are talkn G-A-S here! I looked quickly-and lets be honest, desperately to see if anyone noticed. Seeing no one I hurried through and hightailed it as fast as possible to the truck.I was silently thankful nobody seemed to notice and my mood brightened considerably-until a man stepped up next to me and asked if we noticed how nasty and unclean that store must have been! I immediately realized the poor man was blaming the store for something I did! Unfortunately I had a PBA moment and collapsed into hysterics of laughter. I was unable, and admit it, unwilling to admit my part. My husband politely claimed he thought the store was very clean! (bless himThen he pushed me in and drove away as quickly as he could.
So that's my most embarrassing moment (recently anyway)
So that's my most embarrassing moment (recently anyway)
I've done something like that . . .I love Victoria Secrets catalogs and most of the clothes. It's amazing that they have sizes that you wouldn't believe.Ive read every single post in this thread and laughed til my sides hurt! Isn it better now to be able to laugh it off? Maybe at the time of the embarrassing moments things weren't so 'ha-ha' but thankfully we can all laugh with each other now.So thank you all for the laughs and giggles today. Its been fun! And remember to laugh often cause we dont get out of this world alive anyway.(forgive me,I was thinking of an old Hank Williams song just now)
if ever I have the need for the feel of dental floss in my butt I will break out the Oral B and have at it ...
Might not be a good idea, luv, you can strangle a person with dental floss as it is so strong and won't break.....just sayin'.
Oh dear, one day I'm going to rupture something while reading these pages!